I'm just an average, shy, lame-o gal
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
friend: my laptop wont turn on, do you know how to fix it?
me: yeah give me a second
Shhh, they’re dreaming. I still have to name a few more before they wake up.
Lets see how long it will take Ubisoft to kill off Elise.
fuck man that pisses me off cuz it’s so gonna happen