I'm just an average, shy, lame-o gal

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Things I like:
Mass Effect, Audrey Hepburn, cats, cars, video games, BioWare, memes, sex, mac n cheese, lasagna, cats, kittens, kitties, physics, Sherlock Holmes,

 

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

elkification asked
why do you put those captions on the pictures with businessmen all the time? i dont understand!

delicioushotschmoez:

Shhh, they’re dreaming. I still have to name a few more before they wake up.

novicecreed:

Lets see how long it will take Ubisoft to kill off Elise.

fuck man that pisses me off cuz it’s so gonna happen

doodlefox2:

Collab with pootfarie of slyfoxhound and Mokito! A version with no background cause I don’t really like the bg :T