I'm just an average, shy, lame-o gal

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Things I like:
Mass Effect, Audrey Hepburn, cats, cars, video games, BioWare, memes, sex, mac n cheese, lasagna, cats, kittens, kitties, physics, Sherlock Holmes,

 

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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(Source: neilcicierega)

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)

dialbm:


slugbox:

I accidentally set the wrong speed and now I’m dying.

[GROOMING INTENSIFIES]

dialbm:

slugbox:

I accidentally set the wrong speed and now I’m dying.

[GROOMING INTENSIFIES]

Hey just a quick thanks to all my fans! I’ve been busting my butt and it shows on the channel :D! Thanks for making it great!

Slyfoxhound (via slyfoxhound)

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

bigfluffycat:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes" ???????????

end him just fucking end him

This has happened to me many times. It’s really disappointing.

I think kissing is the most pure and raw form of physical contact there could ever be. Sex is intimate, sure, but you can have sex with anyone. A kiss though, my god. A kiss can change your world. A small touch between two pairs of lips can blow your mind. Whether it be short and sweet, or long and intense. And when you find someone that looks at you like you’re more beautiful than a blossoming rose; you never want to feel another’s lips against yours ever again.

Unknown (via amph3tamin3qu33n)

(Source: jpzg)

lovingy0uiseasy:

marievwood:

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

That’s so disgusting for a 9 year old to be doing :(

UP UNTIL I WAS 8 (when I came across whitehouse.com) I THOUGHT FEMALES HAD PENISES TOO AND WHEN I SAW THAT SITE MY MIND WAS BLOWN! “MOM WHY ARE GIRLS BLANK DOWN THERE” and i was confused why milk was coming out of the guys weenies. 

Omg Eric lmfao

lovingy0uiseasy:

marievwood:

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

That’s so disgusting for a 9 year old to be doing :(

UP UNTIL I WAS 8 (when I came across whitehouse.com) I THOUGHT FEMALES HAD PENISES TOO AND WHEN I SAW THAT SITE MY MIND WAS BLOWN! “MOM WHY ARE GIRLS BLANK DOWN THERE” and i was confused why milk was coming out of the guys weenies. 

Omg Eric lmfao

(Source: artdmnk)